Farting in Public
Have you ever been in church on a Sunday an smelled rotten eggs coming from the big man in front of you? Or maybe your in a meeting or a serious talk with someone and you just feel like your sitting on a bubble? Well it turns out, if you hold in your farts its not healthy. This is called FART BREATH. Fart breath is when you always hold in your farts, and they get pushed up all the way through your intestines, and into your lungs! They can even enter your bloodstream and is bad for your body.
Try to always let your farts out even if you have to get up and move! And the best part is when you do fart and its silent. Blame it on the guy next to you. There's your advise. Never take blame for farts, don't even say a word.
They may be funny but it is still a form of gas. Funny or smelly, farting will always be relaxing when you let that nice fart out of your system.
Nice description about farts. This article made me laugh and it was pretty god for advise. Make sure your sentences make sense one of your sentences said
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I like how you included some science in your post. Your use of examples in your introduction was very well done. Consider adding some figurative language (eg. simile/metaphor).
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